Sloth

I will be thin by the time I finish my book.

I've chafed my Facebook photo to one of a sloth and I'm not allowed to change it until I've finished my book.

I will replace it with a photo of me thin as all fuck looking like hot shit.

Mono

I've been fat lazy shit for a week now but enough.

Looking at my lazy, fat, gluttonous housemate/coworker has hardened me. She is a sack of bones, gristle, fat and shit. I refuse to be like her.